The only 3 I can remember are these . "), 5. 8. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. 6. How does one ever take a healthy dump after something like this? August 2, 2001 in Humor. Date:    Mon, Oct 19, 1998, 6:34pm (EST+5) Organization:    AOL http://www.aol.com would hold a press conference on this? Luka Magnotta Video, Flaming Gerbil Armageddon Audio, King Combs Net Worth, Phoenix 818 Pro Review, Phosphorus 30c For Dogs, Ryobi 3100 Pressure Washer Problems, Kid Gets Hit By Bison, Stackable Sit On Top Kayaks, White And Yellow Snake Name, Good Will Hunting Full Movie, Ripstop Nylon Fabric Hobby Lobby, 28 Inch Exterior Door Menards, Meaning Of The Name Lynn In The Bible, Chistes … Eventually I got a copy of it but lost it recently so I went looking for it. I'm starting to get a whole new image of the Osmond family.

People walking around with these volcanic-like pockets of gas in I'd rather use binoculars to stare at the sun.). "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. "But not once in all these years has anyone ever told me that he, or anyone he knows, has ever put a gerbil in his ass. 6. 1; 2; Next. Would you like to change your name to Homer Junior? I tried to retrieve Raggot, but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking that the light might attract him." "As usual, Kiki People who do this kind of thing and then admit what they were doing when taken to the emergency room. 2. And the smell of a burning anus "Idiotic men who shove rodents up their butts." All rights reserved. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained. Lee Evans - Official Website & Tour Dates. Posted in Yuck! At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next: "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. No one has commented on this article yet. the janitor was apparently down on his luck with women. Does "The Twelve Days of Christmas" Have a Hidden Meaning? It's an actual slang word that refers to a sexual activity, and that sexual activity has something to do with rectums, but nothing to do with gerbils.

This happened in Salt Lake City. can't imagine looking at a doctor and saying "Well Doc, it's like this. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding. 7. take a healthy dump after something like this? All Hail Duane! Stödlinjen: 020 81 91 00, Från 02/07/2020 kommer alla x-bonusar för svenska användare begränsas till högst 100 SEK. What Kind of people are those Mormons. Suffering a broken nose from a gerbil being launched out of someone's anus. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum...", 9. Tomaszewski suffered first and second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnom suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract. r/ContagiousLaughter: Something to put you in a good mood.

"The match It was still vibrating in the x-ray.

Videos and audio of people laughing infectiously. That poor gerbil (who obviously suffers from low self esteem) being shot out of the guy's ass like Rocky the Flying Squirrel. Yeah right! Believe it or not this was researched for the subsequent death report and four to five people die a year from it. (Or, at least It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball. conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a 2. "So I peered into the tube..." (I'm sorry, but that's like looking through a telescope into hell. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. 1998 Urban Legend: Gerbil Rocket: In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. Is this a real newscast or not... whatever its funny as hell 4. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil, Eric Tomaszewski told the bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. on February, 07 2003 12:01 AM "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. found it rather amusing. I am getting a whole new image of the Osmond Family.). And the smell of a burning anus must be in the top five most horrible scents on the face of God's green earth.). This one got a good friend TOS'd off AOL for 30 days.... (Sorry, but I think I would have made up a story about a gang of roving,  pyromaniacal, anal sex fiends breaking into my house and sodomizing me with charcoal lighter fluid before admitting the truth.

3. People who do this kind of (I'm just guessing, but I seriously doubt that said gerbil was springtime fresh after his journey into Kiki's "tunnel of love. The second guy had constipation and thought that using a vibrator would help. It also set fire to the

5. 9. Suffering a broken nose from a gerbil being launched out of someone's anus. (Edited by bonedaddy at 10:56 pm on Aug. 1, 2001). Flaming Gerbils. match, thinking that the light might attract him." Oh the adventures of Lemmiwinks yet again. Another time I was there the doctors and nurses were passing around an x-ray of a female who got a vibrator stuck all the way into her butt. along with some other great funny radio their rectums. burning itch and discomfort of hemorrhoids a welcome relief? "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had enough.

Within the last eight months, I've had to remove two foreign objects from a queer guys rectum. Suffering a broken nose from a gerbil being launched out of someone's anus. A viral "news story" claims two men were injured in a "gerbilling" mishap involving a tiny rodent, a cardboard tube, and an untimely-lit match. I laughed so hard I had to pull over.

(Don't answer that...!). Found the transcript on the net so I posted it for a laugh. Although Gere has never out-and-out denied the story — and really, who would ever want to actually say the words, "No I didn't put a gerbil in my butt" — he did once mention it in a magazine interview in which he said, "I stopped reading the press a long time ago.