The Vultures, when the Tigers arrive late to their game, covered in blood (from the cow carcass they had to cut up). Ann Hogan: We're at all the games, unlike a lot of the other parents. Ann Hogan: Thank you so much. Phil Weston: Well, if it isn't Porkface Jones. Phil Weston: [with all the kids from the Tigers and Gladiators teams].

Mark Avery: Could the blacksmiths and candlestick makers not make it? I want you to play dirty, if you have to, but don't get caught. Thanks. Mike Ditka: Coffee is the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions. You're like your old man!

They're apprentice butchers. My Superbowl ring was making too much noise. Bald Soccer Dad: How much do you think one of those things costs? STANDS4 LLC, 2020. Phil Weston: I'm talkin' to the juicebox guy.

Phil Weston: I mean, you're different because you're better. Phil Weston: I'm talkin' to the juicebox guy! Basically take out baseball in the Bad News Bears, insert soccer and make a few changes and you have Kicking and Screaming, most movies and TV shows copy each other in Hollywood, shame when they do it as blatantly as Kicking and Screaming does, watch the original Bad News Bears a much better movie. Donna Jones: [walking away looking at autograph] Bing-bong? Phil Weston: What?

X Join the mailing list. Phil Weston: Are you a robot-woman?

Mike Ditka: Every good thing starts with a Brat!

Donna Jones: [second lesbian extends her hand to Phil's, shaking it with a joltingly strong grip] Donna Jones.

Phil Weston: I saw a bunch of nonsense out there. Share. Phil Weston: Looks who's here! [indicating Phil's smaller sedan] This is cute, though! Mike Ditka: Yeah, sure, how do you spell it?

Tropes: Accidental Misnaming: Mike Ditka calls Byong-Sun "Bing Bong" a couple of times (even saying "Way to go, Bing-Bong! Phil Weston: You just ease up there on your corduroy jacket.

Or at his hair?

We do not allow smoking in the house! Losing!

Phil Weston: Okay, we're not gonna eat him. Phil Weston: Every time you say something back to me, it makes me love you more! Phil Weston: [to Gian Piero and Massimo] Take the field. "Kicking & Screaming Quotes." [she walks off with Donna]. The Tigers: [winning team, shouting] Two, four, six, eight! Ann Hogan: [looking at the autograph] What... [Referee's hairpiece falls off; Byong Sun picks it up and puts it on]. I may have inadvertently poisoned your children. Buck Weston: Oh, this oughtta be good.


No. Phil Weston: They're like 4-foot whirling dervishes.

Phil Weston: I was born a baby, a blank slate.

I can eat a box of cookies tonight. Just chop-block 'em in the back of the knee. Party Guests: [singing] Happy Birthday to you! Hi. I was wondering - my son byong-sun is a little shy, so could I get an autograph? Sam Weston: How do you say pizza in Italian?

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But he does look pretty appetizing, you have to admit.

Phil Weston: Oh, that's sweet! Phil Weston: [hears Barbara coming and passes the ball to Mark Avery] Here, hold this.

Watch them.

The Tigers having pizza at the Weston house after their first win, and again when they sit around the fire. I only watched it once and already I learned this - it's called "Up and Over".

Ditka decides enough is enough and walks out on Phil when the latter's.